Mar. 24th, 2009
More Sel fun
mood: 
giggly
gigglyDragonitePeace (4:59:47 PM) : I shall be... The knight!
DragonitePeace (4:59:54 PM) : I've forgotten my name though.
EvileKeeper (5:01:58 PM) : I haven't given them past names yet 
Only the princess has one. I'm naming them after different microorganisms X3
DragonitePeace (5:02:27 PM) : I wanna be Mitochrondria!
EvileKeeper (5:02:36 PM) : LOL
DragonitePeace (5:02:41 PM) : Or Midichloreans.
EvileKeeper (5:02:58 PM) : The princess is Neisseria
DragonitePeace (5:03:07 PM) : Heh.
DragonitePeace (5:03:22 PM) : I think Mitoch is a good name.
EvileKeeper (5:03:31 PM) : I really liked that name when I saw it.
EvileKeeper (5:03:41 PM) : Well I might consider it then 
DragonitePeace (5:03:57 PM) : I also like Midi, but it's not very many.
DragonitePeace (5:04:34 PM) : Anyway, I'm him. And I.... am currently a statue. *holds still* But I still haz thoughts.
DragonitePeace (5:04:56 PM) : Like... Goddamn it, I'm bored and I wish that smexy wizard would come back and cuddle.
EvileKeeper (5:05:48 PM) : Yeah you've had to watch the world around you change, not to mention hearing some young lusty people getting it on behind you.
DragonitePeace (5:05:56 PM) : YES!
EvileKeeper (5:06:09 PM) : You've been hard for CENTURIES
DragonitePeace (5:06:17 PM) : And that red-headed thing sometimes stops by and just SIGHS at me and it's irritating!
DragonitePeace (5:07:03 PM) : Honestly, no one ever thinks about the poor statue's needs. No. They just hop on up and do it on your back and just LEAVE.
EvileKeeper (5:08:03 PM) : Then all these girls kiss you because of some legend. You don't need these young girls! You need a MAN!
DragonitePeace (5:08:22 PM) : I do.
DragonitePeace (5:08:45 PM) : I need a seductive man, with long silky hair to run my hands through.
DragonitePeace (5:08:57 PM) : And glasses.
DragonitePeace (5:09:09 PM) : And a big strong.... sword.
EvileKeeper (5:09:30 PM) : Oh he comes around to look at you. He smiles.
DragonitePeace (5:09:33 PM) : So we can... ahem, duel.
EvileKeeper (5:09:40 PM) : You know he's waiting.
EvileKeeper (5:10:03 PM) : But that damn girl in the glasses won't get off her ass and kiss you!
EvileKeeper (5:10:12 PM) : Only she can do it!
EvileKeeper (5:10:18 PM) : THEN you can duek
EvileKeeper (5:10:20 PM) : duel
DragonitePeace (5:10:45 PM) : Awww.... I dun wanna get kissed by a girl.
DragonitePeace (5:11:00 PM) : It would be kind of awesome if it could be more than one person.
DragonitePeace (5:11:20 PM) : Like it could be either the wizard or the girl, but neither of them know that.
EvileKeeper (5:12:43 PM) : Sadly it can't she did this to you and she's the only one that can fix it. But after she revives you, kill her and the jealous princess bitch and run off with your sword buddy!
EvileKeeper (5:13:08 PM) : Girls just get in the way anyway
DragonitePeace (5:13:32 PM) : I don't want them to die, though. A knight never harms an innocent, even if she is an annoying vagina-having thing.
EvileKeeper (5:14:37 PM) : Ugh and the redhead will be all over you and the pretty one you're supposed to protect will ignore you and be all up on your man!
DragonitePeace (5:15:34 PM) : Still. I don't mind be ignored - duty is duty. It's not supposed to be easy. And if he really loves me, all the pretty faces in the world won't mean anything.
EvileKeeper (5:16:47 PM) : Ah you can ignore the gnats flying about him
DragonitePeace (5:16:53 PM) : I can.
EvileKeeper (5:17:10 PM) : Loyal to a fault, but that's kinda hot.
DragonitePeace (5:17:37 PM) : Loyalty is not a fault. It is one of the necessary virtues for one to be a good knight.
DragonitePeace (5:17:49 PM) : *is kind of a goody two shoes*
EvileKeeper (5:18:08 PM) : The wizard could visit your hard body and just say lewd things to you the whole time.
EvileKeeper (5:18:14 PM) : !!!!!
EvileKeeper (5:18:33 PM) : (YES YOU GAVE ME A BREAK THROUGH ON HIS CHARACTER~!
DragonitePeace (5:18:49 PM) : *blink blink* I did?
EvileKeeper (5:19:37 PM) : *nods* Being a goody goody. He's gonna have a blushing problem since he's quite innocent and does no wrong.
DragonitePeace (5:20:04 PM) : Heh. That's good.
DragonitePeace (5:20:24 PM) : I am pleased to have assissted you, fair lady.
EvileKeeper (5:20:48 PM) : You always do, my muse
EvileKeeper (5:23:44 PM) : God now I want the wizard to do perverted things to the knight statue >_<
DragonitePeace (5:30:57 PM) : The first time, the wizard hadn’t been sure what had drawn him to the town square.
It was dark and foggy; the stillness of the night had been regularly shattered by swift bursts of wind spreading lost clouds and leaves outside his window.
So he had risen from slumber under the pretense of checking upon his false princess.
But he had passed by her door without a second glance.
It was dark and foggy; the stillness of the night had been regularly shattered by swift bursts of wind spreading lost clouds and leaves outside his window.
So he had risen from slumber under the pretense of checking upon his false princess.
But he had passed by her door without a second glance.
DragonitePeace (5:31:22 PM) : Down the great stone steps of the main hall and out the servants’ passage near the kitchen, he scurried, feet clad only in his night slippers.
The next thing he remembered was being in front of it, the chill night air slipping through his thin robe to rub cold into his skin.
The next thing he remembered was being in front of it, the chill night air slipping through his thin robe to rub cold into his skin.
EvileKeeper (5:35:09 PM) : ...wow
DragonitePeace (5:54:30 PM) : Staring up at the stone form; he felt entranced. A hand slipped free of his robe pocket and caressed a rocky thigh. It was like ice – it sucked what meager warmth his flesh held away. Still, he continued to touch the statue.
A strong breeze made him shiver, and he smiled as he placed his other hand on the unmoving face.
“We’ll be twins soon, if this wind keeps up.”
A strong breeze made him shiver, and he smiled as he placed his other hand on the unmoving face.
“We’ll be twins soon, if this wind keeps up.”
EvileKeeper (5:58:38 PM) : You are too good at this!
DragonitePeace (5:58:53 PM) : Heh.
DragonitePeace (5:59:08 PM) : Wizard x Statue!Knight FTW!
EvileKeeper (6:00:08 PM) : So much lewd stuff with the statue XD
EvileKeeper (6:00:22 PM) : I was also thinking about them all going to some dance.
EvileKeeper (6:00:35 PM) : Prom-like of course
EvileKeeper (6:00:53 PM) : Dirty things in the bathroom can take place
DragonitePeace (6:02:18 PM) : The stone stayed silent.
“Would you like that?” He murmured, leaning in close to lips. “Would you like to no longer be alone here? Surrounded every day by so much life you cannot touch?”
“Would you like that?” He murmured, leaning in close to lips. “Would you like to no longer be alone here? Surrounded every day by so much life you cannot touch?”
EvileKeeper (6:04:19 PM) : God this is a turn-on!
DragonitePeace (6:06:45 PM) : A hand crept along the shoulder, splaying out over the collar of his knightly attire before inching its way up over the strong chin to rest on the stern-looking lips.
“Perhaps a kiss…” The wizard said softly, tracing the outline of the knight’s near-frown with a single finger. “What better way to spend an eternity than in the embrace of a lover?”
“Perhaps a kiss…” The wizard said softly, tracing the outline of the knight’s near-frown with a single finger. “What better way to spend an eternity than in the embrace of a lover?”
EvileKeeper (6:08:08 PM) : *shivers*
DragonitePeace (6:15:13 PM) : He leaned closer, waiting for the resistance he imagined the knight would put forth. When it didn’t come, he pressed his lips to the statue’s. They were unmoving, readily leeching the warmth from his own, but he didn’t mind – it felt like an offering to give the knight this small gift of life.
And for once, the man accepted it without opposition. No reciting of duties or virtues – just a passive sort of acceptance as the wizard opened his mouth and probed the closed lips with his tongue.
His lover’s lips did not part for him, and never would, but that didn’t stop the wizard from pressing in closer and wrapping his arms around the stone form.
And for once, the man accepted it without opposition. No reciting of duties or virtues – just a passive sort of acceptance as the wizard opened his mouth and probed the closed lips with his tongue.
His lover’s lips did not part for him, and never would, but that didn’t stop the wizard from pressing in closer and wrapping his arms around the stone form.
EvileKeeper (6:18:02 PM) : <3333
DragonitePeace (6:21:17 PM) : ....I think that's all I've got for this scene.
EvileKeeper (6:21:34 PM) : That's fine
DragonitePeace (6:21:57 PM) : This would be right about where the wizard realizes he's dry-humping a hunk of rock in the village square and some seven year old is gonna see him and he should really go home.
EvileKeeper (6:22:01 PM) : I want Lady Lovely Lock's hair!!
EvileKeeper (6:23:30 PM) : That's kinda hilarious, there could be a rivalry between him and the witch girl when she shows up and sees him doing that
DragonitePeace (6:23:43 PM) : Heh.
Mar. 23rd, 2009
Mar. 22nd, 2009
Saved for funniness
mood: giggly
gigglyEvileKeeper (2:22:37 AM): LOL
DragonitePeace (2:22:58 AM): And I'm taking the prince for my own.
DragonitePeace (2:23:02 AM): He's got a sweet lil ass.
EvileKeeper (2:23:03 AM): He actually might do that, two women with powers is kind of hot.
DragonitePeace (2:23:15 AM): *is a bad, gay dark wizard*
EvileKeeper (2:23:40 AM): Though he's obsessed with the witch/Melissa since she has greater and more impressive powers.
DragonitePeace (2:23:55 AM): Wow. The story isn't done yet and you've already got a diehard crazy slash shipper.
DragonitePeace (2:23:57 AM): Go you!
EvileKeeper (2:24:03 AM): LOL
EvileKeeper (2:24:05 AM): Woo~!
DragonitePeace (2:24:26 AM): Wellllllllll.... I think I shall try my hand at sleeping now.
DragonitePeace (2:24:31 AM): As should you.
DragonitePeace (2:24:33 AM): It is late.
DragonitePeace (2:24:48 AM): And tomorrow perhaps we'll chat again and I shall try and help fluff up your story?
EvileKeeper (2:24:51 AM): Yeah I guess, I have nothing important tomorrow, sadly.
EvileKeeper (2:25:00 AM): Ooh I would love that!
EvileKeeper (2:25:17 AM): I want there to be a fire so the knight can show a fear!
EvileKeeper (2:25:39 AM): Then some people would be like "A-ha! He's the real prince!"
DragonitePeace (2:25:46 AM): We can even RP a little if you like. I promise to keep Brian's secret gayness in check.
DragonitePeace (2:25:58 AM): ......... lots of people are afraid of fire though.
DragonitePeace (2:26:07 AM): Actually, most people with common sense are.
DragonitePeace (2:26:12 AM): It's freaking fire.
EvileKeeper (2:26:14 AM): He's just torturing the knight out of sexual frustration.
DragonitePeace (2:26:23 AM): OBVIOUSLY.
DragonitePeace (2:26:29 AM): Finally someone noticed my suffering.
DragonitePeace (2:26:36 AM): Wait, you caused my suffering.
DragonitePeace (2:26:41 AM): *casts curse on you*
DragonitePeace (2:26:57 AM): FROM NOW ON, ALL YOUR CANDY SHALL BE BANANA FLAVORED!
EvileKeeper (2:27:03 AM): Yeah but I want Ashley in serious danger of it and he's like frozen, maybe crying, cause he can't do anything
DragonitePeace (2:27:11 AM): AND SHAPED LIKE OVERWEIGHT POODLES.
EvileKeeper (2:27:17 AM): DAMMIT!!!!
DragonitePeace (2:27:27 AM): See, I'm an awesome wizard.
EvileKeeper (2:27:33 AM): I HATE BANANA FLAVORING!!!
DragonitePeace (2:27:40 AM): I'm evil. Duh.
EvileKeeper (2:27:49 AM): Oh right right!
DragonitePeace (2:28:07 AM): ALSO YOU MADE ME BE CELIBATE!
EvileKeeper (2:28:19 AM): :O
DragonitePeace (2:28:22 AM): Though admittedly that was kinda my fault for raising the princess to be such a brat.
DragonitePeace (2:28:37 AM): So she turned my potential boy-toy into a statue via the witch.
EvileKeeper (2:28:39 AM): She totally is, spoiled rotten, srsly.
EvileKeeper (2:29:00 AM): Yeah he stabbed her too.
DragonitePeace (2:29:07 AM): How odd that as an evil man I spoiled my children/ward/unrelated younger sibling- I WHAT?
EvileKeeper (2:29:19 AM): There was dead witch on your boy-toy statue
DragonitePeace (2:29:24 AM): I did not.
DragonitePeace (2:29:33 AM): You're making that up.
EvileKeeper (2:30:29 AM): Yeah you tried to spoil the witch, but she wasn't havin it so you got frustrated and turned to the knight
DragonitePeace (2:30:40 AM): Oh wait. Is this that uppity little red-head?
DragonitePeace (2:30:51 AM): Yeah, she so deserved it.
EvileKeeper (2:31:02 AM): lol
EvileKeeper (2:31:10 AM): (I'm enjoying this)
DragonitePeace (2:31:12 AM): She slapped me for trying to say 'hello'. Just 'hello'. She didn't even LOOK at the flowers I brought her.
DragonitePeace (2:31:18 AM): Bitch.
EvileKeeper (2:31:20 AM): Nope
DragonitePeace (2:31:38 AM): No?
DragonitePeace (2:31:47 AM): Are you accusing me of having false memories?
EvileKeeper (2:32:00 AM): You got her a necklace to! (though admittedly it was the same you gve the princess) She just threw it away!
EvileKeeper (2:32:11 AM): too^
DragonitePeace (2:32:15 AM): YES!
DragonitePeace (2:32:27 AM): It must've been her time of the month.
DragonitePeace (2:32:39 AM): So I was really just helping her get the blood out when I stabbed her.
EvileKeeper (2:32:39 AM): The Princess is nice enough to somehow wear it in present time!
DragonitePeace (2:32:53 AM): I mean, if you don't bleed or whatever it's bad for you.
EvileKeeper (2:32:56 AM): Oh the knight stabbed the witch.
DragonitePeace (2:33:04 AM): He was doing my will.
EvileKeeper (2:33:10 AM): You don't get your hands dirty for anything
DragonitePeace (2:33:19 AM): They're all my little puppets! BWAHAHAHA!
DragonitePeace (2:33:22 AM): ....yes I do!
DragonitePeace (2:33:37 AM): I happen to be a very accomplished evil gardener!
EvileKeeper (2:34:01 AM): You told him if you stab the witch with his dagger that you might stab him later with something longer and more pleasurable.
EvileKeeper (2:34:12 AM): lol
DragonitePeace (2:34:22 AM): My. I must've had a bit of wine - I'm usually a lot more subtle.
EvileKeeper (2:34:44 AM): Then the bitch of a witch turned him to stone before you could play with the knight!
DragonitePeace (2:35:24 AM): Well, I mean, I did molest a bit when he slep- I mean, YES! I NEVER GOT TO EVEN TOUCH HIM.
EvileKeeper (2:35:40 AM): RIGHT!
EvileKeeper (2:35:42 AM): lol
DragonitePeace (2:36:17 AM): Though sometimes when I get lonely and the women are stupid [as women often are, powerful though they may be] - I snuggle up to the cold stone statue and pretend he's holding me... *sniffle*
EvileKeeper (2:37:16 AM): He'd never leave you! Loyal as can be and stays in one spot!
DragonitePeace (2:38:25 AM): YES! People are always leaving me! I try to be nice... well, nice to the people who are WORTH something, anyway, and they just get all huffy and snippy and even when they get what they want they're mean to MEEEEEE. *cries*
EvileKeeper (2:39:22 AM): Yeah that spoiled princess was CONSTANTLY trying to get in your pants. Little weird since she's somewhat like a daughter to you.
DragonitePeace (2:39:56 AM): I can't help it if I'm just that sexy. Besides, she has boundry issues.
DragonitePeace (2:40:21 AM): I'm a human being! Not just a hunky piece of evil wizard ass!
DragonitePeace (2:40:25 AM): Why can't people SEE that?
EvileKeeper (2:40:50 AM): (on your page you say that the witch doesn't like the knight, it's actually the princess who doesn't like him"
EvileKeeper (2:41:39 AM): SERIOUSLY! She tries to keep you in the dank, damp castle with her when you have a world to try to control!
DragonitePeace (2:42:09 AM): [[*edits immediately*]]
DragonitePeace (2:42:22 AM): It's just so hard being evil!
DragonitePeace (2:42:50 AM): And that's why I need the warm embrace of a man! Women just don't get it! They get everything they want by being cute! I have to kill people for it.
EvileKeeper (2:42:57 AM): Everyone wants you and then they don't want you and then they get turned to stone!
DragonitePeace (2:43:18 AM): *sobbing* Yes, yes, it's so true. *soft whisper* So true.
EvileKeeper (2:43:35 AM): *pat pat* I'm here for you.
DragonitePeace (2:44:04 AM): UNTIL YOU LEAVE! *starts bawling*
DragonitePeace (2:44:33 AM): .... Or I have someone kill you for slighting me in some way. But either way, you'll LEAVE ME!
EvileKeeper (2:45:44 AM): Nah
EvileKeeper (2:46:02 AM): You're not trying to spoil me or fuck me, so I think I'm good.
DragonitePeace (2:47:43 AM): ....you are distracting me from getting my beauty sleep though.
EvileKeeper (2:50:23 AM): Oh I'm so sorry! Sleep!
DragonitePeace (2:50:43 AM): Okies. We can plan again tomorrow. Maybe I'll be the prince then.
EvileKeeper (2:51:07 AM): lol The knight? Or him as a prince?
DragonitePeace (2:51:22 AM): A bit of both. My regal heritage shines through.
Oct. 9th, 2008
Shell's Rush
College couldn't be any slower or any more boring as it was that day. All Shell wanted to do was to get back to the apartment and get it ready for her busty guest. Her daydreams kept thoughts swimming in her head. Jenn had such a rocking body that there was no way that it was never touched, just impossible. Experience was what Shell liked anyway, virgins get clingy and Shell was not ready for love. She just wanted the perfect lover.
The walk home was excruciating too. She pleaded with whomever she could in her head to make the distance shorter. She wanted to be at home already and the walk was no more than twenty minutes. Her pace quickened as the five story brick building came into view
(Oop! Work's over! TO BE CONTINUED!!!)
The walk home was excruciating too. She pleaded with whomever she could in her head to make the distance shorter. She wanted to be at home already and the walk was no more than twenty minutes. Her pace quickened as the five story brick building came into view
(Oop! Work's over! TO BE CONTINUED!!!)
Crappy start to Love Candy
Jess walked into class to find that everyone was talking in small groups, but it all seemed to be about the same thing.
"Did you see that candy shop??"
"I did! They gave out a free sample!"
"I'm an orange, what was yours?"
"Mint! Cool and refreshing!"
"Wasn't the candy shop owner weird?"
Jess panned the room to find her friends in the crowd. Shelia and Steffie were way in the back by the windows trying to wave Jess over. She ran up to her best friends, which both seemed to be super excited today.
"Jess did you go to the new candy shop?!" Shelia grabbed her and almost shook her from excitement.
"Um..no. I got up late.." Jess answered quietly, it seems like she missed out on something big.
"That's it! We're taking you after school!! FREE SAMPLES!! They are amazing! They taste different depending on your personality!" Steffie bounced and squealed while explaining, "I'm orange! Shelia's pineapple! We wanna know what you are!!"
Jess blinked, "That's impossible! A candy can't taste different like that!"
Shelia huffed, "Well it does! It helps you find your love! Which you need Jess, when have you had a boyfriend?"
Jess blushed.
"EXACTLY!!" Shelia shouted.
With that the teacher walked in and everyone scrambled to their desks. Jess couldn't keep up with morning announcements today. This candy shop was all that was on her mind. She would love to find someone, though really she had always had a small crush on Devin. She could never open up to him. She wished he would talk to her, he seemed warm, but never seemed to reach out to others. She loved that he looked strong, but was pretty quiet. He did okay in school too, which was something that Jess was never good at. She stared at the back of his head from across the room and seemed to stay that was all during first period.
In gym Jess decided to confide in Steffie who was the only person in her gym class she could trust. As they changed in their little corner of the lockerroom she just blurted it out to Steffie.
"I like Devin" Jess stated in the meekest voice ever.
Steffie blinked, "Wa-what? Devin?? Really? He doesn't seem your type!"
Jess got offended, "How would you know my type?!"
Steffie backed down, "I guess I don't, but let's wait for the hasty confessions after the candy shop, it's time for dodge ball anyway."
"Did you see that candy shop??"
"I did! They gave out a free sample!"
"I'm an orange, what was yours?"
"Mint! Cool and refreshing!"
"Wasn't the candy shop owner weird?"
Jess panned the room to find her friends in the crowd. Shelia and Steffie were way in the back by the windows trying to wave Jess over. She ran up to her best friends, which both seemed to be super excited today.
"Jess did you go to the new candy shop?!" Shelia grabbed her and almost shook her from excitement.
"Um..no. I got up late.." Jess answered quietly, it seems like she missed out on something big.
"That's it! We're taking you after school!! FREE SAMPLES!! They are amazing! They taste different depending on your personality!" Steffie bounced and squealed while explaining, "I'm orange! Shelia's pineapple! We wanna know what you are!!"
Jess blinked, "That's impossible! A candy can't taste different like that!"
Shelia huffed, "Well it does! It helps you find your love! Which you need Jess, when have you had a boyfriend?"
Jess blushed.
"EXACTLY!!" Shelia shouted.
With that the teacher walked in and everyone scrambled to their desks. Jess couldn't keep up with morning announcements today. This candy shop was all that was on her mind. She would love to find someone, though really she had always had a small crush on Devin. She could never open up to him. She wished he would talk to her, he seemed warm, but never seemed to reach out to others. She loved that he looked strong, but was pretty quiet. He did okay in school too, which was something that Jess was never good at. She stared at the back of his head from across the room and seemed to stay that was all during first period.
In gym Jess decided to confide in Steffie who was the only person in her gym class she could trust. As they changed in their little corner of the lockerroom she just blurted it out to Steffie.
"I like Devin" Jess stated in the meekest voice ever.
Steffie blinked, "Wa-what? Devin?? Really? He doesn't seem your type!"
Jess got offended, "How would you know my type?!"
Steffie backed down, "I guess I don't, but let's wait for the hasty confessions after the candy shop, it's time for dodge ball anyway."